The funny, cute, sweet things my kids say/do *13-18*

Here are some new ones for ya!



13-Ok, this one, Blayke can't know I think is funny, cause it's also super naughty, and he gets in trouble whenever he says it, but it is funny. Whenever I tell him to do something, latelty his response is, "Ok, bossybosserton!" (See, super naughty, but secretly funny!)



14-Cierra, "MOM! If Missionaries didn't go on missions, they would just be aries!" This cracked me up!



15-Konnors new thing: Blowing on the leather couches. Makes the same sound as me blowing on his tummy! SOO cute!



16-Cierra, "MOM! You are going to be a grandma soon...Well not soon...But in like 13 years!" (GLAD she added the not soon...)



17-When I am nursing Konnor, he tries to cram his finger in my mouth. I tell him no. He laughs. LITTLE STINKER!



18- Blayke, every single night before bed, after we turn out lights, "GUYS! It's dark in here. I can't see." Kinda the point son!

Oh, these kids. They make me laugh! I love them!

The funny, cute, and sweet things my kids say and do! *6-12*

I started this list a long time ago, and have forgotten about it, so I am going to try to do better to remember to keep up with it!

6. When Blayke was born, and Cierra came to the hospital, my father in law was holding him, kinda bouncing him up and down and Cierra came unglued, "GRANDPA! You can't shake my baby brother! You might hurt him. Here, let me show you how you hold a baby!"
7. Recently, Cierra was looking through an album of pictures of Blayke and her when they were born. She came across the one that showed Blayke being weighed. She said, "MOM! He's naked!" I told her it was because he had just been born. She replied, "What?! They don't come out with clothes on?!"
8. Blayke. Oh this kid is full of them. I hope I can remember half of them. This one is the most recent. Last night when we were picking them up from a friends house, he came out and said, "THOSE GIRLS ARE DRIVING ME CRAAAAAZY!" (My friend has 4 girls, and 1 boy.)
9. On our way to Idaho, out of nowhere, Blayke says, "I go to Idaho to pick up chics?" *Luckily he has come to the realization that girls drive him craaaazy!*
10. Cierra used to call flip flops "Footwops".
11. Blayke walks up to me, grabs my face and says, "You are the prettiest girl in town!"
12. Cierra told her dad she could help him move the bed because she "had her strong on!"

I am sure this list will grow. And grow. And grow.

The funny, cute sweet things my kids say and do *1-5*

In my 6 years as a mom, I have experienced some of the funniest, most entertaining moments of my life. My kids are HILARIOUS! Just for the heck of it, and because all 3 kids are being so good right now, I wanted to share some of the kidisms I have experienced:

1. By far my favorite: When Cierra was 2, she followed EVERYONE into the bathroom. Well, shortly after Woody and I got married, she followed him in one day, and I heard him kicking her out. I went back to see what she had done, and she looked at me, wide-eyed, and said, "MOM! Dad pees from a tiny tail!" I know, maybe slightly inappropriate, but HILARIOUS!

2. This one is from the Blayker boy: We were sitting at the table, the kids were eating a piece of baloney, which I, by the way, HATE, and Blayke starts methodically tearing his apart. He scoots the pile toward me, and says, "Mom, it's humpty dumpty! I put him together again?" And starts piecing it back together like a puzzle!

3. Me: Cierra, go outside and play Cierra: What if there is a tornado? Me: There isn't a tornado. Cierra: The birds are flying, so there must be something!

4. Me: Blayke, why are you taking off your pants? Blayke: MOM! I POOPY! GOOD GRIEF!

5. Blayke 15 minutes from Idaho: Mom, I go to Idaho to pick up chics!


I am sure there are many more, but the baby is fussing! I will add more "parts" to this as they happen or as I remember them! =) Hope you all enjoyed these few!!